Relationships can generally be pretty interesting. For the most part, you have those sweet memories and unforgettable dates, but then, you also have those awkward f*cked up situations you just have to deal with. The fact of the matter is, most of these situations are almost always about getting back to the other person for committing a random stupidity that wasn’t very acceptable for the other. Revenge is best served cold and in relationships, it’s no different. You would actually think that since couples have a thing called mutual “love” they’d take it easy on each other but alas, this is not the case because after creeping through this Reddit thread we were pretty shocked at the savagery we dug up.
Broke up with a girl in high school. On February 14. And didn’t realize til hours later and getting the stinkeye from every female student in the building.
Rekindling an old romance for three days so I would have an excuse to cross the Atlantic and a place to stay in Paris for a football match.
Ex-boyfriend wouldn’t plan anything and expected me to be in charge of keeping track of our social calendar, deadlines, etc. But then he’d complain that I was nagging him if I reminded him when he had something coming up. Fed up with it all, I let him miss a court date he got for running a red light. He didn’t figure it out until a month later when they sent him an outrageous fine.
I lied to my boyfriend and told him that it was safe to come out of his room so I could watch his dad hit him with a lightsaber
found out my ex was really into dating websites. He had profiles everywhere. When I caught him he lied said it was all just jokes and that he loved me etc… So I held his Everquest account hostage and threatened to delete a character every few hours until he quit lying. Edit: I did not delete them all. The ones that remained were ran into lesser fay for the brownies.
Dated this girl for about nine months when this conversation: “I tell you I love you all the time. Why have you never said it to me?”Me: “Because I don’t.”
Guy dated girl for twelve years. Lived with her for six. Proposed and planned wedding for a year. Dumped her five days before the wedding. His reason “I had to marry you or our friends and family would think I was an asshole for being with you for so long without marrying you”.
By far the worst thing I’ve ever done in a relationship and I’m not proud of it. But it’s my time to shine!I dated this kid for three years and he was a complete asshole. He’d lecture me about everything, including boiling water properly for example. He had to be right about everything and was a total hypochondriac. But since he was right about everything you couldn’t tell him that he was fine. He cut his nuts shaving (WITH A STRAIGHT RAZOR) and almost made himself pass out from the sight of blood. He called an ambulance to my parent’s house in the middle of the night and woke everyone up knowing my home situation at the time was extremely volatile and on edge. (He wasn’t bleeding nearly enough to even warrant a trip to the hospital.) Ambulance shows up and takes him to the hospital. Instead of going with him I went to my friend’s house.I broke up with him while he was in the hospital. Over a text. After 3 years. I’m not even sorry.
I dated a girl that was a wealthy status seeking climber, and by wealthy I meant her parents. They paid for her home, her daughter to go to a private school, and her Waterford crystal additcion. She was most concerned about having the right friends and socialgirlfriend was not very computer savvy, so I set up all of her her accounts. She cheated on me, twice. 6 months after our break up, I looked at her email inbox. She had a message from her new Dr. boyfriend, concerned she had given him an STD. It was actually a very sweet email. considering the topic.I forwarded the email to EVERYONE in her contact moved to Florida.
When I moved out and shut the power off on the cheatin ass. She said “but I love you!” And I said. “Well love me in the dark.”
My ex girlfriend in high school tried to give back some sweatshirts and things she still had from when we dated. Because I am a horrible person, I just made her give them directly to my current girlfriend in a hilariously awkward exchange that undoubtedly earned me a first class ticket to hell.
I sent her nudes to her husband.
When I was 14 I’d heard that you were never, ever supposed to break up with a person over text message, no matter what, because it was a cowardly move. My boyfriend at the time went to another high school, which might as well have been a long distance relationship. I didn’t want to break up with him over text, but I didn’t want to be with him anymore, so I just…ghosted him.I still feel shitty about that.
I ate her left over 2 slices of pizza she was going to take too work because she didn’t wash the dishes after I cooked dinner the night before.
I had been dating this girl for months but I found out she still had feelings for her ex. She was also planning on dumping me for him. So I called her over really romanced her. We had sex for the firstI never called her again.
I was in Denver for a month for a project and had a weekend off so I bought my girlfriend at the time a plane ticket to come visit me. On spirit airlines because I’m a cheap asshole. She was 6’3″ and not happy about my choice of airlines.
Found out my ex was cheating on me. So I drove us out to Banff, Alberta in the middle of winter for a “weekend getaway”. Got to the town and told her to get of out of the car. I drove the 3 hours back home without her, left her on the side of the highway in -20c. She had to walk into town and find her own way back home. I turned my phone off